Kay, so I totally thought this was going to be lots of fun Erin from Living in Yellow and Gay from A Girl named Gay are doing this super cool link-up. Now mine is not going to be as funny as theirs, but I’m trying!
First, lets get this straight I’d be tall dark and handsome, by dark I mean my tan would be there, but it wouldn’t be over the top. I’d have the best skin I mean it would be totally flawless and I’d have great hair. Just picture your male crush, I’d be him, although I wouldn’t be looking for love because I’m married.
If I were a boy, I’d wake up ten minutes before I had to leave for work, casually find some clothes, run my fingers through my hair, –running my fingers through my hair would be enough “combing” for me, I’d grab some grub –because that’s what I would call it, find my most comfortable pair of shoes and walk slowly to my car.
If I were a boy I’d bring home “Friday Presents” nothing too dramatic, just small things to let her know I loved her.
If I were a boy I’d wear the same thing every day and still manage to look and feel attractive. I would rotate between my favorite pair of comfy pants, that look like I belong on a beach, and a pair of jeans that are starting to get a hole in them. Every now and again I would switch up the shirt I wore, only because I don’t want to smell like a bum. I would ignore the pile of dirty laundry building up on my side of the bed, because sooner or later my wife would clean it up.
If I were a boy I’d wear a hat all the time and when I took my hat off, my hair would still look great.
If I were a boy I’d know all the right words to say. I wouldn’t go a day without saying “you’re beautiful” or “I love you”.
If I were a boy I’d complete my honey-do list before being asked and enjoy each and every task.